Quotes of the week! here they are

Man i procrastinate! lol whats up guys?



War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

You cannot iunscramble eggs.

A closed mouth ga'thers no feet.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.

Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots.

WORDS OF WISDOM! behold my retarded quotes! Enjoy!

Well here they are!

He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
43% of all statistics are worthless. This is one of them.

My words of wisdom to you are:

You only need two tools in life, WD-40 and duct tape. If something doesn't stick and it should use the tape. If it does stick and it shouldn't use the WD-40.


This and the pee post was from Mark.



T shirt wisdom

Life is short make fun of it

I need somebody bad. Are you bad?

I"m not a snob i'm just better you than you are.

My reality check just bounced.

40 isn't old.......if your a tree!

Ok a week is a long time so comment of the day!!!

NEVER pass up the opportunity to pee.

Quote of the week don't give yourself a haircut after drinking 3 margaritas

tada i will now have quotes of the week on every friday yay!