Haha i forgot i had a blog!

Well lets see some cool thing that've happened that i probably already told u about are uh Mt Hermon!!!!!! Mt Hermon is the coolest place i've ever been! I just an place where u worship and learn about God. That might seem really exciting to some of u but but once your there and stuff man just plain awesome. Also i joined speech and debate which is hard but i like it. Its pretty exciting. Thats just about it sorry i havn'et posted in so long. God bless u all!

WAHHHHHH!

omg i just wrote a huge post and it got deleted! I need ice cream. I need a hug i need the dumb LAKERS TO WIN! bleh i've been staying up past 3 in the morn doing algebra and the quadrtaic formulaLAME! lol other than that lets see oh it was my bros bday so chis' family came ova and so did the benless olsens and thats about it.WAMBO

Fake post

I don't have time to write a real post so heres a fake one!

Sorry

I'm back from hawaii and sorry i didn't post but i didn't have a connection. But i'm posting now and lets see i went snorkeling and i saw a turtle which scared the buhjeseezus outta me cuz i almost crashed into him. Then i decided i wanted to catch a crab so i spent 3 and a half hours failing at that lol. I watched allotta lotta sponge bob and scooby doo. got to go see lava that was really awesome long long walk though And on the way back i sate in front of, behind and on the side of kicking and screaming toddlers who kicked my seat alot ut i watched JUMPER it was ok it had annasophia rob which my my bro happy lol

"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back."

The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Alright a new mini post! Its Lakers playoff time baby and they swept denver!Oh yeah! and back form the dead but about to go back (to the dead that is)

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

New quote!!!! but only one lol

Whats worse than seeing a worm in your apple?! HALF A WORM!!!!!!! ahahahah yeah srry i'm and depressed and stuff. well not really just lazy I) i don't know what that is. jeeez i'm bored so someone say something interesting or something i dunno. lets see what happened over the past week oh we went to the museum of tolerance and it was really sad and stuff and really serious well no duh but they are super paranoid about security. no ipods no turned on phones no water or food or sharpies and pencils or pens or hoodies and stuff. so yeah its really sad to see. but we saw nathan crest from icarly but i've never seen that show lol

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I'm to lzy to find quotes and i'm inconsistent soo i dunno my weeks been kinda boring and deppressing and stuff i failed my lifeguarding course but i can make it up on Saturday hopefully so if you guys could pray for me that'd be cool =) +) the last smiley is a cyclops who poked his eye but hes still cheerful!

Qoutes srry guys i missed last weeks!

Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have sh***y time.

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.


OMG my mom is coming i'll post sumore later!

Quotes of the week! here they are

Man i procrastinate! lol whats up guys?



War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

You cannot iunscramble eggs.

A closed mouth ga'thers no feet.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.

Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots.

WORDS OF WISDOM! behold my retarded quotes! Enjoy!

Well here they are!

He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
43% of all statistics are worthless. This is one of them.

My words of wisdom to you are:

You only need two tools in life, WD-40 and duct tape. If something doesn't stick and it should use the tape. If it does stick and it shouldn't use the WD-40.


This and the pee post was from Mark.



T shirt wisdom

Life is short make fun of it

I need somebody bad. Are you bad?

I"m not a snob i'm just better you than you are.

My reality check just bounced.

40 isn't old.......if your a tree!

Ok a week is a long time so comment of the day!!!

NEVER pass up the opportunity to pee.

Quote of the week don't give yourself a haircut after drinking 3 margaritas

tada i will now have quotes of the week on every friday yay!

Well i just got back from gleanings with chris, jeremy and matt! We had so much fun omg!

Hopefully when chris gets back he'll show you video! we had some contests to see who could break open the boxes full of dried food first, the cut the bags (with really sharp razor blades) containing the food into a big bin. so we all run up to the bin at the same time and start hacking away with our razor blades! matthew proceeded to slash me twice, chris once and jeremy twice who also cut matt lol. but chris has thvid

I took my music player off cuz it was annoying the heck outta me

Lifeguard class!

I started life guarding class and its ok but it a pain! phew i hate going to the bottom of the pool! Not only do i not hold my breath well, but i have to get a ten brick this doesn't sound very hard but i suck at it lol! But other than that its easy! lol

Swim team!

I joined swim team with chris and jeremy yay!... sorta i'm slow really slow! I get tired easily and there swimming easy sets this week. I don't get to tired except that i swim so slow i don't get to rest at all! but i'm still fat and slow lol but i'm trying to get in better shape i run run a couple of miles a day and ride bike for a few miles. i'm still fat bleh ha ha! but whatever. I get lapped by a little nine year old girl whose name is Isabealla or something! sheez that just kills me! and next saturday i have life guard training! bleh